![[info]](http://www.insanejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif) richardlovett: Sarah says I have no filter so beware. |
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Sarah slays me: ✰✰✰
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[12 Feb 2012|12:48am] |
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i think i've developed this disease that most would call laziness. there's always this great debate on if i should get up and do something or not. last time, it was the charger. i had to express my dissatisfaction with having to get up to get my charger. i needed the charger. i had to race the battery life on my mac and in the end, i got the charger. winners all around. it shouldn't have been that big of a deal, but it was. it really was. i could not bring myself to get out of my seat until the very last minute. and now, well now, i'm debating on refilling my glass. i'm a pretty neat guy, just ask sarah, and i'm staring at my glass. it's looking ... it's hard to describe. words escape me. it's been sitting here for too long. it needs to be refreshed. normally, i'd empty the glass, rinse it out, and make some more ... that's normally. tonight, tonight i'm going to stare at it. the glass isn't getting any cleaner nor is the water getting any cooler or fresher. this moment is a sad moment in the life of david boreanaz.
the irony in this is that last time i didn't want to go down the stairs to retrieve my charger. in this moment, i really can't see myself going up them. that's double the work. it's much easier to go down the stairs, not that i would, but i've been told it's easier. could you imagine me trying to make it up them? i can't even contemplate the absurdity in that. it's ridiculous. why would I, david boreanaz, make something so hard on myself at this hour? it's insane. i'd be twice as thirsty. so here's the real shocker, ladies and gentlemen, i'm going to ask my wife to do it. what was that i said? my wife. yes, i said. i'm married. third time is the charm right? it took me a while, but i finally got it right. there's this little, petite, tiny, blonde with beautiful eyes and a good sense of humor. she had this hit show, buffy the vampire slayer, and now is the star once more in her new hit show, ringer. yes ladies and gentlemen, i'm married to sarah michelle gellar BOREANAZ.
sarah and i got married on ground hogs day, 2-2-12, and we did it for a reason. anyone else see the movie groundhog's day where the same day keeps happening? besides the number being easy to remember, i wanted to marry sarah because i could see myself marrying her everyday for the rest of our lives. it's a day i can handle being repeated over and over. she's my heart. so yes folks, i made an honest woman out of her. we tied the knot and i'm both a happily married man and a proud father. maybe she'll get me some fresh water. until next time, let's hope i don't die of thirst.
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[08 Jan 2012|08:40pm] |
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what can i say that would actually make any sense? here's an interesting turn to things. i can't find my charger to my mac and i'm seeing the red part of the battery. it's looking kind of angry right now, threatening even. it's daring me to finish this entry before it can die and then set everything back to the year 2000. it's a real pain in the ass if you ask me. i'm this lazy. then again, can i really be called lazy? i don't think it'd make any sense to call me lazy. i'm updating. that's not the definition of lazy. i just like to hold things off. i think i'm pissing my lovely future wife off though. i got wrapped up in the holidays and work and just lost my sense of activity on the journal front. can you blame me? those things have to come first and they did. let's see, let's see. aha! the charger. the charger is downstairs i believe. i would say i can't find it, but then again, well, i haven't put in effort into actually searching for it. it'd make a lot of sense to just get up and do so. i'm seriously debating it. i think the mac might win. it's going to win either way now that i can think about it.
think of it this way. either i finish this update before it can die and then go get the charger because i need this to be powered up anyway. or i can pause this and run for the charger because i need the charger regardless of what i'm doing. or it dies in the middle of the update and i have to go get the charger anyway. it's kind of taunting me with the whole YOU CAN'T WIN reddening of the battery. i see my lovely future wife commenting something in my journal... so we all know what that means. i have to get off my ass and go retrieve my battery. it's kind of encouraging. it's that or she beats me. does anyone besides me know that sarah is abusive? she drinks too. drinking makes her very violent. just imagine her as buffy, not too hard right, and then combine the personality of angelus. there we have it folks, a very sadistic and violent sarah michelle gellar boreanaz. i like throwing my name at the end there. it just works out well for me. but, she's commented again and i have yet to respond to her. so, this is what i'm going to do... i'm going to get up and get my charger before she beats my ass. BUT FOR THE RECORD, i just completed this entry before it could die on me. SO HAH. david boreanaz vs. mac ends in a tie.
minor edit: it took me all of 15 seconds to retrieve said charger. cheers all around?
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[05 Sep 2011|01:23am] |
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Current Location: Los Angeles, California.
IC Details: Divorced. Engaged to the lovely Sarah Michelle Gellar.
OOC Details: Est. Standard Time. Threading. Aim. Random IMs Welcome.
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