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boreanaz ([info]dpb) wrote,
@ 2012-02-12 00:48:00

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i think i've developed this disease that most would call laziness. there's always this great debate on if i should get up and do something or not. last time, it was the charger. i had to express my dissatisfaction with having to get up to get my charger. i needed the charger. i had to race the battery life on my mac and in the end, i got the charger. winners all around. it shouldn't have been that big of a deal, but it was. it really was. i could not bring myself to get out of my seat until the very last minute. and now, well now, i'm debating on refilling my glass. i'm a pretty neat guy, just ask sarah, and i'm staring at my glass. it's looking ... it's hard to describe. words escape me. it's been sitting here for too long. it needs to be refreshed. normally, i'd empty the glass, rinse it out, and make some more ... that's normally. tonight, tonight i'm going to stare at it. the glass isn't getting any cleaner nor is the water getting any cooler or fresher. this moment is a sad moment in the life of david boreanaz.

the irony in this is that last time i didn't want to go down the stairs to retrieve my charger. in this moment, i really can't see myself going up them. that's double the work. it's much easier to go down the stairs, not that i would, but i've been told it's easier. could you imagine me trying to make it up them? i can't even contemplate the absurdity in that. it's ridiculous. why would I, david boreanaz, make something so hard on myself at this hour? it's insane. i'd be twice as thirsty. so here's the real shocker, ladies and gentlemen, i'm going to ask my wife to do it. what was that i said? my wife. yes, i said. i'm married. third time is the charm right? it took me a while, but i finally got it right. there's this little, petite, tiny, blonde with beautiful eyes and a good sense of humor. she had this hit show, buffy the vampire slayer, and now is the star once more in her new hit show, ringer. yes ladies and gentlemen, i'm married to sarah michelle gellar BOREANAZ.

sarah and i got married on ground hogs day, 2-2-12, and we did it for a reason. anyone else see the movie groundhog's day where the same day keeps happening? besides the number being easy to remember, i wanted to marry sarah because i could see myself marrying her everyday for the rest of our lives. it's a day i can handle being repeated over and over. she's my heart. so yes folks, i made an honest woman out of her. we tied the knot and i'm both a happily married man and a proud father. maybe she'll get me some fresh water. until next time, let's hope i don't die of thirst.



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[info]msarah
2012-02-13 11:08 am UTC (link)
how CUTE. and you, lazy? no way!

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[info]elizadushku
2012-02-18 11:28 am UTC (link)
CONGRATULATIONS! I'm going to call you Mr. Gellar because we both know who wears the pants in your relationship. And seriously, you need to stop being so lazy about chargers and glasses. How do you even manage to go to work every day?

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